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Hunters

Fri Mar 13, 2009, 7:36 AM
  • Mood: Zest
  • Listening to: TINGS!
  • Reading: NOTING!
  • Watching: Re: Above
  • Playing: Shadow of the Colossus, Hl2 EP2, .hack//g.u.
  • Eating: Pepperoni Pizzaz
  • Drinking: Water! (as usual)
Felt like posting a funny little conversation from HL2: EP2
(AR2 is an assault weapon in the game and Hunters are these ugly sob's: [link] )
Man 1: So, you ever use an AR2 before?
Man 2: A...R..2? Nooo. Now an AR3, sure! Plenty of times.
man 1: Theres no such thing as an AR3.
Man 2: Well see, the city was lousy with ar3's
Man 1: No it wasn't. :|
man 2: Yes it was. *matter of factly*
man 1: No it wasn-*sigh* do you know what the alternative fire method does on the AR2? It kills hunters. How did you city folk kill hunters?
man 2: We sure as hell didn't use guns! We would just wrestle hunters to the ground with our bare hands. I used to kill 10, no, 20 a day just usin' my fists!
man 1: Oh so when you're out in the field you're gonna be punching hunters?
man 2: IN THE FIELD?! I'm not goin' out in the field... I'm a radio operator!
Man 1: *long exasperated sigh* OKAY! That's it. LEAVE! *points to the exit* (30 seconds pass) Seriously. I'm not going to continue until you leave!

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~Phantomallow Mar 13, 2009, 8:12:44 AM
</nerd>.

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WHEN ME CORNEAS GET TO PERCOLATIN', THAR BE TROUBLE A-BREWIN'.
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~Crow-of-the-Abyss Mar 13, 2009, 10:51:19 AM
Pleeease, Chelsea. PLEEEASE. I never </nerd>. EVAR

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"What lies ahead of us and behind us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces"
"Man has labored long to build a heaven, only to find it populated with horrors"
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~Phantomallow Mar 14, 2009, 4:46:28 AM
And that's why I love you, Johnald. :3

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WHEN ME CORNEAS GET TO PERCOLATIN', THAR BE TROUBLE A-BREWIN'.
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~Rosalyn-1943 Mar 18, 2009, 2:01:21 PM
Please don't tell me that you JUST got to that point; I may have to seriously cause you some sort of bodily harm.

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No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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~Crow-of-the-Abyss Mar 18, 2009, 6:07:16 PM
N-n-n-n-no! *cower* I-t's my third playth-OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!

:B of course it's not the first time. I just found it funnier the second time (or remembered it again because I got there.)

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"What lies ahead of us and behind us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces"
"Man has labored long to build a heaven, only to find it populated with horrors"
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~Rosalyn-1943 Mar 18, 2009, 6:20:18 PM
Good, because I don't want to have to waste a trun making threatening gestures.

BTW, want the program I put up?

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No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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