Well, I'm finally getting off of my fat butt and stealing this Seven Deadly Sin's thing from Bailey. <3 I wanted to fill it out.

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: Oh.. I can't recall.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: A baguette, that.. or a nice gauntlet claw-dealie.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Only playfully, never seriously with intent to hurt.
4. How about of the same sex?: Only If I'm provoked enough.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: I can't recall anybody being very angry at me.
6. What is your pet peeve?: When people forget to tell me about things.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I usually let them go fairly easily.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Brush my teeth. *cough*
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Noon (which was because I was sick)
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: N/A
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Yeah, there really wasn't anything better on.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Two days ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I never hit the snooze button, Snooze is for quitters!

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Like, dude. A double mocha-chino thats 70% foam, Word. (not really, I'm not a fuckin' yuppie.)
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: White meat
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Whatever was in the Grasshopper pie.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Hell no! I don't have money to waste and I'm not that desperate.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: I'm over-weight and I rather dislike it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Sweet>Salty and then dead last, spicy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: I'm afraid that I'm not Excel. (Ahh, poor Menchi)

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: None.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Aside from when I was a baby, nobody.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Ahh, nope.
4. Have you done it?: Nay.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: *answer redacted*
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: No, a prostitute didn't try to solicit business from me.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: *refer to question 4*

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Video games.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Buy/build a nice house, get some nice things for it and then spread the rest amongst family and friends.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Both unappealing choices. Too many negative things associated with them.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: No, but if I did, the prospect of ending it with a power-drill would become more and more appealing with each passing day.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Stole a watch from a store when I was 3 and I didnt realize that I did anything wrong.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: ohhh.. probably 10-15 gigs worth.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Get the highest grade in Us. History 2 on the final and as a grade to round off the year.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I'm not Japanese! NEXT QUESTION!
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Not nearly enough space to list it all.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Nope, because it's still comforting to know you're better than that many other people.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Not that I can think of.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Nope, I'm a dope who does it all by the book too. And copying someones home-work is not cheating.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Absolutley nothing.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: I don't know.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: I wouldn't.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I may not be content with who I am but I wouldnt want to be someone else.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Erm, no because I've never had anyone to lose like that.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Polydactly! (not really, I don't want extra fingers! o.O)
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Sloth, I guess.

THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: Nothing that's organized. I follow my own beliefs.
2. What religion were you raised as?: Hell if I know but It's apparently one of the 33,380 denominations of christians.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Human.
4. Do you have your own commandments?: No
5. What was the last promise you broke?: I don't remember.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: I can't ever remember praying.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: Perfection is a subjective quality but overall. Though one could argue that to be human is to be flawed, and to be flawed is to be perfect because one is unique in their own right. As for me, I really can't say.

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: Nope.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: Be happily married and have a job that I enjoy and will bring in enough income for us to live comfortably. (No kids. Ech. Little spit-mongers) I could go into a greater detail but that about sums it up. Maybe something involving computers or video-games.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: I try to remain as optimistic as possible even when the odds are against me.
4. Freedom or fate?: Fate
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: Yes.
6. Do you gamble?: once in a while.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: A silly question. Though, I probably would. The weather is not my master!

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: Well, no charities that have to do with poor and starving people over in other countries. Not my country, not my problem.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?: Me, Myself, and I
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: Do I want to contract the disease of poverty? (In short, no)
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: No, I would rather do something to solve problems here rather than go and spread religion to people that are claimed to be godless, uncivilized heathens, who's society we then fuck up by trying to introduce our own culture and technology to bring them into the modern age which ultimately fails and they end up ever in limbo because of it. Not my problem.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: Nope, I'd much rather be like "How bout I buy you a sandwich instead, dude?"
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: Haven't needed to but I would do my best to help.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: I'll do what I can.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: Being alone.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?: Nothing.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: Deadpool, because he's crazy, Canadian, and a master of most forms of armed and unarmed combat.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: I really can't say what I'd do, I've never been in a situation like that.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: Courage, I'm a chicken-shit. D:
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: I'm terrible at public speaking, I start stuttering. It usually stems from a fear of looking like a moron despite me doing that (quite effectively I might add) every day.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: I think I'd be an awful ruler/leader but I'd consider myself to be a follower.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: Nope.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders): I'd fail it anyway, and if I didnt, fuck that. Going to Canada!
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: Yeah, but the way it's gone about is all wrong. Especially if it's done by lethal injection. Why spend hundreds of dollars on a chemical to execute someone when simply injecting air into their blood-stream would kill them quite a bit quicker and it would probably be just as painless.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: Hell if I know.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?: He won, didnt he?
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: ...
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: They wouldn't take the idle ramblings of a person who's absolutley bonkers seriously anyhow.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: eating.
2. Do you collect anything?: Rocks, books, models, cards, you name it I probably do or have collected at some point.
3. Are you addicted to anything?: video-games
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: Nope.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Cash.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: I regret nothing. Everything that I've done has lead up to this point and I wouldnt change a thing even if I may be lonely and miserable because theres a good chance that If I didnt do one particular thing, I'd be in a much worse situation.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: I suppose so.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: My parents...I guess?
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: Nope.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?: I usually don't, I'm stubborn and hypocritical.
4. What area are you wisest in?: I don't claim to be wise about anything because I'm really not.
5. Do you drive defensively?: Don't drive yet but I'd probably have a nervous break-down behind the wheel.
6. What did you learn today?: Not a damned thing.
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: Hope, because I'm an idealist like that.

That's it folks.