(AR2 is an assault weapon in the game and Hunters are these ugly sob's: [link] )
Man 1: So, you ever use an AR2 before?
Man 2: A...R..2? Nooo. Now an AR3, sure! Plenty of times.
man 1: Theres no such thing as an AR3.
Man 2: Well see, the city was lousy with ar3's
Man 1: No it wasn't.
man 2: Yes it was. *matter of factly*
man 1: No it wasn-*sigh* do you know what the alternative fire method does on the AR2? It kills hunters. How did you city folk kill hunters?
man 2: We sure as hell didn't use guns! We would just wrestle hunters to the ground with our bare hands. I used to kill 10, no, 20 a day just usin' my fists!
man 1: Oh so when you're out in the field you're gonna be punching hunters?
man 2: IN THE FIELD?! I'm not goin' out in the field... I'm a radio operator!
Man 1: *long exasperated sigh* OKAY! That's it. LEAVE! *points to the exit* (30 seconds pass) Seriously. I'm not going to continue until you leave!









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"I hear it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork dose a raw blink on Hari-Kari Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel MGS2
Fake Friends:
True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it.
Who the frack is that?
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The night's not over, you're not trying hard enough;
Our lives are changing lanes, ya ran me off the road;
The way is overrun, now taken over;
You're no longer laughing, I'm not drowning fast enough....
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"What lies ahead of us and behind us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces"
"Man has labored long to build a heaven, only to find it populated with horrors"
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The night's not over, you're not trying hard enough;
Our lives are changing lanes, ya ran me off the road;
The way is overrun, now taken over;
You're no longer laughing, I'm not drowning fast enough....
--
"What lies ahead of us and behind us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces"
"Man has labored long to build a heaven, only to find it populated with horrors"
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The night's not over, you're not trying hard enough;
Our lives are changing lanes, ya ran me off the road;
The way is overrun, now taken over;
You're no longer laughing, I'm not drowning fast enough....
Wow. I'm jealous that they only take that long, man.
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"What lies ahead of us and behind us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces"
"Man has labored long to build a heaven, only to find it populated with horrors"
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